Free Audiobook:The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book of Failures by Amy Lyle

The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book of Failures by Amy Lyle

Posted by Erik Nilsson, May 2017

Author: Amy Lyle   Narrator: Angela Rose Masi   Language: English    Category: Bios & Memoirs

Personal Memoirs  

The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book of Failures is a humor memoir. If you have ever failed at love, finances, been fired, not fit in, self-diagnosed yourself with disorders and conditions, and/or said “I really need to get my shit together,” this is the book for you. Delight in Amy Lyle’s 45 years of missteps, inadequacies, and faux pas. You may appreciate your own dysfunction a little more as you take a journey through Amy’s debacles, including “I Was Not Talking to You”, where Amy mistakes a handsome man waving at her as a potential suitor but in reality he was only trying to inform her that her belt was dragging on the freeway, and “In the Neighborhood”, where members of a cult moving in concurred with a suspicious decline in the cat population. You will relish the chapters entitled “Calls from Sharon”, where Amy’s best friend rants about her kids not getting a fair shot because public schools are “so political”, as her OB/GYN reported her vagina was “too clean” and how the most eligible bachelor from 1982 married a whore. Enjoy “I’m Going to Kill You”, where Amy compares her lack of sleep from her husband’s snoring to CIA agents extracting secrets from a POW. Feel 20-32% better about your own life after listening to “Getting Divorced Sucks”, where 911 was called after Amy had an adverse reaction from taking Xanax. The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book of Failures is for anyone who has experienced their own disasters or takes pleasure in the failures of others.

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